I'm Karli. I'm 17, an atheist. I work and go to school. I'm intellectually gifted. Generally an awkward person. I like some stuff, mostly what I post. I really want a relationship like Aubrey and Dave's in "The First Time." I spend a great deal of time wishing I were either Britt Robertson or Shelley Hennig. I really love babies and I'm kind of in love with Dylan O'Brien. I tend to screw things up a lot, so sorry in advance.

"We accept the love we think we deserve."



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darling, it was good

alunaes:

always ask a snail where they are going and if they need help getting there

3 weeks ago with 176,909 notes

doseyydotes:

ah yes this will do just fine

doseyydotes:

ah yes this will do just fine

3 weeks ago with 48,609 notes

benvsa:

jillisonlymyfriend:

jillisonlymyfriend:

So today our university sent out a warning about water buffalo running around loose on campus and everybody was like “haha good April fools joke”

then this happenedimage

WHAt THE FUCK

3 weeks ago with 77,673 notes

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pkslider:

petition to change clothing sizes to 

XS - Extra Small Mario
S - Small Mario
M - Mario
L - Luigi
XL - Extra Luigi

3 weeks ago with 55,292 notes

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

3 weeks ago with 202,559 notes

human:

walking barefoot in the locker room of a public pool like

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officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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do you wanna fuckin go

3 weeks ago with 219,972 notes

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onceuponadamsel:

"Watch Teen Wolf" they said, "it’d be fun" they said…

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3 weeks ago with 40,539 notes

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

swedishjazz:

catsareassholes:

this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen

this description made me think of a bunch of Greasers jut laying all over the sidewalk like ragdolls and they only raise their hands to snap their fingers when someone passes by

3 weeks ago with 320,689 notes

excentriccharm:

growingupisforsuckers:

balletbookworm:

Cats and boxes. Not limited to house cats.

This just makes me sad. WHY WON’T MY CATS GET INTO BOXES?

EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE IS A BOX

3 weeks ago with 215,003 notes

kazuha159:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

musicalbunny:

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

"*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species.*Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!!*Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk. *To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator.* A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued!*If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”


Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

kazuha159:

flashinglightsandecstasy:

musicalbunny:

I think this is necessary to post. I see a lot of people “saving” bunnies.

"*Bunnies are one of the most frequently “kidnapped” mammal species.
*Mothers dig a very shallow nest in the ground that is easily uncovered when mowing or raking the yard. If you find a rabbit nest-leave it alone!!
*Mother rabbits only return to the nest two or three times a day, usually before dawn and right after dusk. 
*To determine if they are orphaned, either place a string across the nest in a tic-tac-toe shape or circle the nest with flour. Check the nest the next day. If the string or flour is disturbed, the mother has returned. If not, take the bunnies to a rehabilitator.
* A bunny that is bright eyed and 4-5 inches long is fully independent and does NOT need to be rescued!
*If you find a bunny that does need to be rescued, put it in a dark, quiet location. Bunnies are a prey species and while they may look calm, they are actually very, very scared!”

Never knew this, keeping this for reference

As a student of Veterinary Medicine I can completely confirm this! Do NOT take them out of their nest unless you’re 100% sure that the mother did not come back for them after at least one day!

3 weeks ago with 100,993 notes

hamishwatson:

yes hello 911 i’m being forced into adulthood and i don’t like it send help

3 weeks ago with 475,027 notes



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