I'm Karli. I'm 17, an atheist. I work and go to school. I'm intellectually gifted. Generally an awkward person. I like some stuff, mostly what I post. I really want a relationship like Aubrey and Dave's in "The First Time." I spend a great deal of time wishing I were either Britt Robertson or Shelley Hennig. I really love babies and I'm kind of in love with Dylan O'Brien. I tend to screw things up a lot, so sorry in advance.

"We accept the love we think we deserve."



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darling, it was good

thedeathscorpion:

sjwstupidity:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

(x)

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?

New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.

2 days ago with 17,347 notes

kissmebluesexyvioletsme:

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

There are two kinds of people…

2 days ago with 583,410 notes

2 days ago with 3 notes

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

2 days ago with 498,874 notes

tardisy-wardisy:

wubatomicparticle:

tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever

well it was either this or lord of the flies

2 days ago with 442,673 notes

jacobshutup:

u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

2 days ago with 279,897 notes

fur-hildegard:

very very very below average

2 days ago with 249,606 notes

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

2 days ago with 412,207 notes

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Freshman year:

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Senior year:

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2 days ago with 6,280 notes

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

image

2 days ago with 429,557 notes

ronaldkn0x:


one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

ronaldkn0x:

one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time

Oh my god

2 days ago with 22,424 notes

dumbporncomments:

MARIO JOINS THE PARTY

dumbporncomments:

MARIO JOINS THE PARTY

2 days ago with 33,412 notes

frenums:

frenums:

2 days ago with 779,350 notes

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

staff:

envoya:

this must be what tumblr looks like irl

this is exactly what tumblr looks like irl

2 days ago with 562,359 notes

zbrexx:

zbrexx:

how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

he gave her a ring image

2 days ago with 421,974 notes



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