"We accept the love we think we deserve."
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?
New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
American Horror Story 4 : The Table
There are two kinds of people…
Alcohol vs marijuana
tumblr is literally the result of putting teenagers together without any adult supervision whatsoever
well it was either this or lord of the flies
u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot
very very very below average
Well fuck you too.
For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer
pokemon aint real hows that answer
YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH
when my mum scolds me
one day i was cleaning my car and my dog bree just sat in the back making this face the whole time
Oh my god
MARIO JOINS THE PARTY