"We accept the love we think we deserve."
My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos
my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills
like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money
but they hardly ever talked or saw each other
and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on
*turns phone back on*
what the fuck
tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water
this is pretty fucking important
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They sawdid any of them say hey
hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ
You don’t need a phone to take photos. It’s called a camera.
HMMMMM I WONDER WHAT “TECHNOLOGY” MEANS AND WHAT A CAMERA MIGHT BE
trying to run away from my problems like