I'm Karli. I'm 17, an atheist. I work and go to school. I'm intellectually gifted. Generally an awkward person. I like some stuff, mostly what I post. I really want a relationship like Aubrey and Dave's in "The First Time." I spend a great deal of time wishing I were either Britt Robertson or Shelley Hennig. I really love babies and I'm kind of in love with Dylan O'Brien. I tend to screw things up a lot, so sorry in advance.

"We accept the love we think we deserve."



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darling, it was good

lifting-ink:

My daughter has been doing this for like 5 min straight now. Just trying to grab my tattoos

1 day ago with 69,589 notes

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

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gamegeneral:

krystal-cage:

please just watch this

"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possibly be that great."
I was wrong.

3 days ago with 165,007 notes

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

3 days ago with 70,358 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

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geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

3 days ago with 36,100 notes

dredsina:

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

3 days ago with 350,908 notes

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey
3 days ago with 193,538 notes

erenjaegrrr:

overlypolitebisexual:

finntastic31:

overlypolitebisexual:

hmmm i wonder what they used to take these pretentious fucking pictures if technology is so evil, jesus christ

You don’t need a phone to take photos. It’s called a camera.

HMMMMM I WONDER WHAT “TECHNOLOGY” MEANS AND WHAT A CAMERA MIGHT BE

3 days ago with 194,742 notes

burgerkid:

trying to run away from my problems like

image

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If I hated everything, that would make me predictable. And I am not predictable.

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